The lowdown: Dogs at work

PHOTO BY KELLY PREEDY

Oh, good. Guess what’s happening on Friday.
No idea. What?


Total chaos.

Migrants?


Of a sort . . .

Strike action?


By certain individuals . . . Ha! Yes, I expect so.

Commuter chaos?


Almost certainly . . .

But what is the solution to the immigration crisis? It’s a global probl . . .


Oh, it’s much worse than that. Friday is Take Your Dog to Work Day. Brilliant! It will be a fiasco!

You love fiascos.


As a proponent of all things chaotic, yes, I do like a good fiasco. Take Your Dog to Work Day will go down in world history as the most eccentrically British thing that’s ever happened to the working day.

Cat lovers will hate it.


Vengeful underlings will